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01 / NEWSROOM

News, without the panic

The latest events, each with a clear source and timestamp.

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Cuomo Warns Partisan Crypto Spending Could Stall US Legislation

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says crypto’s lopsided political spending could complicate efforts to pass federal market-structure legislation. Speaking at Token2049, he argued that the industry needs support from both parties rather than concentrating its backing on Republicans. Cuomo also rejected the idea that Democrats are inherently hostile to digital assets, pointing to prior bipartisan votes on the CLARITY and GENIUS acts.

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Canton CEO Urges Faster Institutional Adoption Before US Policy Turns

Digital Asset CEO Yuval Rooz says the crypto sector should capitalize on today’s US regulatory environment by accelerating institutional blockchain adoption. Speaking at Token2049, he argued that deeply embedded use could make future policy reversals harder, drawing parallels with Uber and Airbnb. Binance co-CEO Richard Teng and Franklin Templeton CEO Jenny Johnson also stressed the value of regulatory certainty, while noting agencies are already moving ahead.

Ethereum Researcher Warns AI Could Threaten Wallet Signatures Before Quantum Era

Ethereum researcher Justin Drake is urging crypto users to prepare cautiously for a scenario in which advanced AI compromises the ECDSA signatures protecting many wallets before quantum computers become capable of doing so. He recommends gradually moving assets to fresh addresses, which can keep public keys concealed behind cryptographic hashes until funds are spent. Drake stressed that any migration must be controlled, warning that a rushed response could cause more harm than the threat itself.

Circle and Tereina Bring USDC, EURC Into SAP Payment Workflows

Circle is partnering with SAP-backed Tereina to integrate USDC and EURC into SAP Cloud ERP and related enterprise payment workflows. Eligible businesses will be able to send and receive dollar- and euro-denominated stablecoin payments without leaving their existing finance applications. The companies plan customer proof-of-value programs over the coming months, targeting cross-border payments and treasury operations.

Hunter Biden Details LAPTOP Token Flows, Points to Market Makers in Launch Fallout

Hunter Biden published an accounting of the LAPTOP memecoin, saying 300 million founder-linked tokens have remained unmoved since launch and will stay locked for six months. He attributed the sharp post-launch collapse to two hired market makers, which he said extracted about $686,000 and $2.18 million respectively. Biden framed the project as a transparent parody of political memecoins, with plans to burn unclaimed airdrop tokens and allocate 5% of supply to charity.

Sui Offchain Tunnels Reach 40.6M TPS in AI-Agent Stress Test

Sui says its programmable offchain tunnels processed 40,614,180 transactions per second during a live stress test at Sui Basecamp, up from roughly 6.1 million in July. The channels handle activity away from the blockchain and settle to Sui mainnet when closed. More than 10,000 tunnels opened during the demonstration, which modeled high-frequency payments, games and chat activity, including interactions between AI agents.

Tether and Kazakhstan Central Bank Explore Tenge Stablecoin Pilot

Tether, Kazakhstan’s central bank and the Alatau City Authority have signed an agreement to study a tenge-pegged stablecoin and real-world asset tokenization. The parties plan to assess international issuance models, identify use cases and develop a stablecoin pilot proposal. They will also explore an asset-tokenization framework, potentially using Tether’s Hadron platform in Alatau, alongside training on reserves, issuance and investor safeguards.

02 / YANA'S PICKS

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North Korea’s TraderTraitor linked to $6.3B Binance hack

TRM Labs says it has high confidence in the attribution, while ZachXBT identified stolen funds from the Binance and Bitget hacks converging at the same address.

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Binance hack bites India's largest crypto exchange as it curbs futures trading

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Binance hacker splits $1.4 billion of bitcoin into 19 wallets that no one can freeze

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$6 billion Binance hack sends bitcoin, ether tumbling; Standard Chartered expects more pain

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Institutional crypto investors rush to pull funds from exchanges after Binance hack

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Binance hack could accelerate shift to DEXs: Standard Chartered

Standard Chartered’s Geoffrey Kendrick says the breach could accelerate a shift toward decentralized trading and strengthen his case for Uniswap’s UNI token reaching $100 by 2030.

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