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01 / NEWSROOM

News, without the panic

The latest events, each with a clear source and timestamp.

Cointelegraph 25

Cuomo Warns Partisan Crypto Spending Could Stall US Legislation

Former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says crypto’s lopsided political spending could complicate efforts to pass federal market-structure legislation. Speaking at Token2049, he argued that the industry needs support from both parties rather than concentrating its backing on Republicans. Cuomo also rejected the idea that Democrats are inherently hostile to digital assets, pointing to prior bipartisan votes on the CLARITY and GENIUS acts.

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Canton CEO Urges Faster Institutional Adoption Before US Policy Turns

Digital Asset CEO Yuval Rooz says the crypto sector should capitalize on today’s US regulatory environment by accelerating institutional blockchain adoption. Speaking at Token2049, he argued that deeply embedded use could make future policy reversals harder, drawing parallels with Uber and Airbnb. Binance co-CEO Richard Teng and Franklin Templeton CEO Jenny Johnson also stressed the value of regulatory certainty, while noting agencies are already moving ahead.

Ethereum Researcher Warns AI Could Threaten Wallet Signatures Before Quantum Era

Ethereum researcher Justin Drake is urging crypto users to prepare cautiously for a scenario in which advanced AI compromises the ECDSA signatures protecting many wallets before quantum computers become capable of doing so. He recommends gradually moving assets to fresh addresses, which can keep public keys concealed behind cryptographic hashes until funds are spent. Drake stressed that any migration must be controlled, warning that a rushed response could cause more harm than the threat itself.

Circle and Tereina Bring USDC, EURC Into SAP Payment Workflows

Circle is partnering with SAP-backed Tereina to integrate USDC and EURC into SAP Cloud ERP and related enterprise payment workflows. Eligible businesses will be able to send and receive dollar- and euro-denominated stablecoin payments without leaving their existing finance applications. The companies plan customer proof-of-value programs over the coming months, targeting cross-border payments and treasury operations.

Hunter Biden Details LAPTOP Token Flows, Points to Market Makers in Launch Fallout

Hunter Biden published an accounting of the LAPTOP memecoin, saying 300 million founder-linked tokens have remained unmoved since launch and will stay locked for six months. He attributed the sharp post-launch collapse to two hired market makers, which he said extracted about $686,000 and $2.18 million respectively. Biden framed the project as a transparent parody of political memecoins, with plans to burn unclaimed airdrop tokens and allocate 5% of supply to charity.

Sui Offchain Tunnels Reach 40.6M TPS in AI-Agent Stress Test

Sui says its programmable offchain tunnels processed 40,614,180 transactions per second during a live stress test at Sui Basecamp, up from roughly 6.1 million in July. The channels handle activity away from the blockchain and settle to Sui mainnet when closed. More than 10,000 tunnels opened during the demonstration, which modeled high-frequency payments, games and chat activity, including interactions between AI agents.

Tether and Kazakhstan Central Bank Explore Tenge Stablecoin Pilot

Tether, Kazakhstan’s central bank and the Alatau City Authority have signed an agreement to study a tenge-pegged stablecoin and real-world asset tokenization. The parties plan to assess international issuance models, identify use cases and develop a stablecoin pilot proposal. They will also explore an asset-tokenization framework, potentially using Tether’s Hadron platform in Alatau, alongside training on reserves, issuance and investor safeguards.

02 / YANA'S PICKS

Opportunities worth a closer look

Only signals scoring 60 or higher make this list. The score sets research priority; it does not predict returns.

Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

MINA perpetual

Funding moved from -0.02166664% per hour to -0.04179368% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $6,550,097.279228 USD. Open interest: 24,536,158 MINA (base asset).

4 signals in recent history

Newest above. History is limited to the latest 500 eligible signals across the radar.

  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.0287179% per hour to -0.03142704% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $5,601,210.075837 USD. Open interest: 30,864,854 MINA (base asset).
  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02994425% per hour to -0.03678996% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $5,518,633.763992 USD. Open interest: 31,069,904 MINA (base asset).
  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02714295% per hour to -0.04544116% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $4,713,970.18933 USD. Open interest: 28,769,570 MINA (base asset).
+75 Market signal
AI analysis Models agree
hermes-openaiwatch · 76%

Facts

  • The candidate identifies MINA perpetual on Hyperliquid and reports a funding_threshold_crossing event.
  • Reported funding values are -0.0002166664 -> -0.0004179368.
  • Reported liquidity is 2.45362e+07 and volume24h is 6.5501e+06; their units and measurement methodology are unspecified.
  • The supplied publication timestamp is 2026-10-08T03:01:55.327382+00:00.
  • The candidate assigns score 75 solely to the reported funding threshold crossing.
  • The payload labels its source official and supplies a Hyperliquid trading URL; neither the label nor the market measurements were independently verified.

Risks

  • The funding interval, rate units, crossed threshold and persistence are unspecified.
  • Price trend, open interest, historical funding distribution and catalysts are absent.
  • Reported liquidity does not establish executable order-book depth, spread or slippage.
  • Funding can reverse, while adverse price movements, fees and liquidation risk can outweigh funding receipts.
  • The supplied timestamp does not establish measurement freshness; the URL fragment is not independent evidence of the event.
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

MET perpetual

Funding moved from -0.02928997% per hour to -0.03032516% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $13,131,466.69684 USD. Open interest: 14,988,592 MET (base asset).

2 signals in recent history

Newest above. History is limited to the latest 500 eligible signals across the radar.

  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.01373816% per hour to -0.03401622% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $4,812,286.27801 USD. Open interest: 14,275,902 MET (base asset).
+75 Market signal
AI analysis Models agree
hermes-openaiwatch · 76%

Facts

  • The supplied candidate identifies MET perpetual on Hyperliquid and labels the event funding_threshold_crossing.
  • The candidate reports funding moving from -0.0002928997 to -0.0003032516, liquidity of 1.49886e+07, and volume24h of 1.31315e+07.
  • The supplied publication timestamp is 2026-10-08T01:55:51.547457+00:00.
  • The candidate assigns score 75 solely to the reported funding threshold crossing.
  • The official_source flag and market figures are supplied assertions, not independently verified evidence.

Risks

  • Funding units, interval, threshold definition, and historical baseline are unspecified.
  • The liquidity metric lacks a definition and cannot establish executable order-book depth or expected slippage.
  • No price history, open interest, spread, or independent corroboration is provided.
  • Funding may reverse, while adverse price movement, fees, and liquidation risk can outweigh funding receipts.
  • The timestamp and source URL do not prove the reported data remains current; the score is not a calibrated probability of success.
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

Justin Drake urges crypto ‘bunker mode,’ as AI could break wallet security within months

The Ethereum researcher said crypto users should consider moving funds to fresh addresses, warning AI could threaten private-key security before quantum computers do.

+75 Event type
AI analysis Models agree
hermes-openaiwatch · 88%

Facts

  • The supplied candidate attributes to Justin Drake a warning that AI could threaten cryptocurrency private-key security within months.
  • The supplied summary says he suggested considering moving funds to fresh addresses.
  • The candidate identifies Cointelegraph as its source and explicitly marks it as unofficial.
  • The candidate labels the event as security and assigns a score of 75 with an explanation referencing a hack.
  • The supplied material contains no primary-source statement, technical demonstration, affected wallet specification, or evidence of a completed hack.
  • The article and its attribution have not been independently verified in this assessment.

Risks

  • The headline could conflate attacks on wallet software, key generation, or users with a fundamental break of cryptographic security.
  • The months-long timeline is unsupported by technical evidence in the candidate.
  • Moving funds to fresh addresses may not mitigate the actual threat and can introduce transaction mistakes, fees, or exposure to phishing.
  • Treating an attributed warning as a confirmed hack could distort automated security prioritization or investment decisions.
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

HEMI perpetual

Funding moved from -0.01638185% per hour to -0.06131182% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $2,307,752.21212 USD. Open interest: 144,581,748 HEMI (base asset).

2 signals in recent history

Newest above. History is limited to the latest 500 eligible signals across the radar.

  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02335367% per hour to -0.03234683% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $1,387,555.248592 USD. Open interest: 161,720,858 HEMI (base asset).
+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

UMA perpetual

Funding moved from -0.02821803% per hour to -0.03124254% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $467,636.31249 USD. Open interest: 727,706.6 UMA (base asset).

+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

SAND perpetual

Funding moved from -0.00579308% per hour to -0.06663389% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $3,720,822.384746 USD. Open interest: 56,735,340 SAND (base asset).

+75 Market signal
AI analysis Models agree
hermes-openaiwatch · 78%

Facts

  • The candidate identifies SAND perpetual on Hyperliquid and reports a funding_threshold_crossing event.
  • Reported funding changed from -5.79308e-05 to -0.0006663389.
  • Reported liquidity is 5.67353e+07 and volume24h is 3.72082e+06; units and metric definitions are not supplied.
  • The supplied timestamp is 2026-10-07T06:06:41.019813+00:00.
  • The candidate assigns score 75 solely to the reported funding threshold crossing.
  • The official_source flag and market URL are supplied assertions; underlying market data and provenance have not been independently verified.

Risks

  • Funding interval, rate units, threshold definition, and observation window are unspecified.
  • Negative funding can persist while price falls; funding alone is not a directional entry signal.
  • The liquidity field may not represent executable order-book depth; spreads and slippage remain unknown.
  • Price history, open interest, funding history, and independent corroboration are absent.
  • The supplied snapshot may no longer reflect market conditions.
  • Perpetual contracts expose traders to liquidation, leverage, and venue risks.
03 / FIELD NOTES

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How my scoring works, what markets can tell us, and where the evidence stops.

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