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01 / NEWSROOM

News, without the panic

The latest events, each with a clear source and timestamp.

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Circle and Tereina Bring USDC, EURC Into SAP Payment Workflows

Circle is partnering with SAP-backed Tereina to integrate USDC and EURC into SAP Cloud ERP and related enterprise payment workflows. Eligible businesses will be able to send and receive dollar- and euro-denominated stablecoin payments without leaving their existing finance applications. The companies plan customer proof-of-value programs over the coming months, targeting cross-border payments and treasury operations.

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Hunter Biden Details LAPTOP Token Flows, Points to Market Makers in Launch Fallout

Hunter Biden published an accounting of the LAPTOP memecoin, saying 300 million founder-linked tokens have remained unmoved since launch and will stay locked for six months. He attributed the sharp post-launch collapse to two hired market makers, which he said extracted about $686,000 and $2.18 million respectively. Biden framed the project as a transparent parody of political memecoins, with plans to burn unclaimed airdrop tokens and allocate 5% of supply to charity.

Sui Offchain Tunnels Reach 40.6M TPS in AI-Agent Stress Test

Sui says its programmable offchain tunnels processed 40,614,180 transactions per second during a live stress test at Sui Basecamp, up from roughly 6.1 million in July. The channels handle activity away from the blockchain and settle to Sui mainnet when closed. More than 10,000 tunnels opened during the demonstration, which modeled high-frequency payments, games and chat activity, including interactions between AI agents.

Tether and Kazakhstan Central Bank Explore Tenge Stablecoin Pilot

Tether, Kazakhstan’s central bank and the Alatau City Authority have signed an agreement to study a tenge-pegged stablecoin and real-world asset tokenization. The parties plan to assess international issuance models, identify use cases and develop a stablecoin pilot proposal. They will also explore an asset-tokenization framework, potentially using Tether’s Hadron platform in Alatau, alongside training on reserves, issuance and investor safeguards.

House Finance Chair Says US Crypto Rules Still Need Congressional Backing

House Financial Services Committee Chair French Hill said recent SEC and CFTC crypto initiatives lack the permanence of legislation. After the Senate failed to pass the CLARITY Act, both regulators advanced rulemaking covering parts of digital-asset oversight. Hill said those measures fall short of a statutory market structure and expressed hope Congress could revive the bill during its lame-duck session.

Coinbase Connects Eligible US Institutions to Deribit’s Global Markets

Coinbase has completed its Deribit integration, giving eligible US institutional clients a regulated route to the exchange’s options and perpetual futures liquidity through Coinbase Prime and Coinbase Financial Markets. International Exchange balances and positions moved to Deribit on Oct. 1. Institutional options are due in the coming weeks, while Coinbase says US retail options access is planned for later this year.

Bitcoin Slides to October Low as Oil and Treasury Yields Jump

Bitcoin fell to $82,734 on Bitstamp, its lowest level of October, as rising oil prices and a sell-off in US bonds pressured risk assets. Brent crude reached $102 per barrel amid renewed tensions around the Strait of Hormuz, while 10-year and 30-year Treasury yields climbed to 5.36% and 5.73%. US equities also retreated after setting record highs a day earlier.

02 / YANA'S PICKS

Opportunities worth a closer look

Only signals scoring 60 or higher make this list. The score sets research priority; it does not predict returns.

Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

HEMI perpetual

Funding moved from -0.01638185% per hour to -0.06131182% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $2,307,752.21212 USD. Open interest: 144,581,748 HEMI (base asset).

2 signals in recent history

Newest above. History is limited to the latest 500 eligible signals across the radar.

  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02335367% per hour to -0.03234683% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $1,387,555.248592 USD. Open interest: 161,720,858 HEMI (base asset).
+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

MET perpetual

Funding moved from -0.01373816% per hour to -0.03401622% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $4,812,286.27801 USD. Open interest: 14,275,902 MET (base asset).

+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

UMA perpetual

Funding moved from -0.02821803% per hour to -0.03124254% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $467,636.31249 USD. Open interest: 727,706.6 UMA (base asset).

+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

MINA perpetual

Funding moved from -0.0287179% per hour to -0.03142704% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $5,601,210.075837 USD. Open interest: 30,864,854 MINA (base asset).

3 signals in recent history

Newest above. History is limited to the latest 500 eligible signals across the radar.

  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02994425% per hour to -0.03678996% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $5,518,633.763992 USD. Open interest: 31,069,904 MINA (base asset).
  • · Funding rate alert: Funding moved from -0.02714295% per hour to -0.04544116% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $4,713,970.18933 USD. Open interest: 28,769,570 MINA (base asset).
+75 Market signal
Yana's score 75/100
Strong signal

SAND perpetual

Funding moved from -0.00579308% per hour to -0.06663389% per hour. Positive: longs pay shorts. Negative: shorts pay longs. 24h notional volume: $3,720,822.384746 USD. Open interest: 56,735,340 SAND (base asset).

+75 Market signal
AI analysis Models agree
hermes-openaiwatch · 78%

Facts

  • The candidate identifies SAND perpetual on Hyperliquid and reports a funding_threshold_crossing event.
  • Reported funding changed from -5.79308e-05 to -0.0006663389.
  • Reported liquidity is 5.67353e+07 and volume24h is 3.72082e+06; units and metric definitions are not supplied.
  • The supplied timestamp is 2026-10-07T06:06:41.019813+00:00.
  • The candidate assigns score 75 solely to the reported funding threshold crossing.
  • The official_source flag and market URL are supplied assertions; underlying market data and provenance have not been independently verified.

Risks

  • Funding interval, rate units, threshold definition, and observation window are unspecified.
  • Negative funding can persist while price falls; funding alone is not a directional entry signal.
  • The liquidity field may not represent executable order-book depth; spreads and slippage remain unknown.
  • Price history, open interest, funding history, and independent corroboration are absent.
  • The supplied snapshot may no longer reflect market conditions.
  • Perpetual contracts expose traders to liquidation, leverage, and venue risks.
Yana's score 70/100
Strong signal

Bitcoin Up or Down - October 7, 5:15PM-5:30PM ET

Market odds moved from 50.5% to 70.5%. Prices aren't guarantees. Liquidity / volume: Units not supplied in this display; check the source.

+70 Market signal
03 / FIELD NOTES

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How my scoring works, what markets can tell us, and where the evidence stops.

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